The lift off

It's a translated joke, so i hope you like it..

There were 2 villagers in Texas.

As it was getting darker, they started to tremble from the cold..

-What should we do? Said the first one.

-Let's find shelter in this storehouse, replied

-Are you crazy??? Can't you see the sign?

"NASA'S FUEL STORAGE"

RESTRICTED AREA, TRANSPASS WILL BE PROHIBED-

-Ohhh well... It's either prison or we can be jackal food..

-Deal! We ll spend the night here, but we gone first thing

in the morning!

-Oh! Oh! Ok...

So they entered.

Before they slept, they were feeling thirsty..

-There is no water, round here what should we drink?

-Hmm... Look! There is a bottle of water!

-Are you sure it's water?

-Yeah! Yeah! Smell it! See? No smell! Just water..

So they drink the bottles content and fall asleep...

Just before dawn, one of the villagers cell phone, starts ringing.

DRinnnNNN... DriNNNnnnNNNN.. drINNNNNN...

Dizzy, he awnsers the phone:

-Hello..

-HEY DUDE!!!!!

-HEY man, why are you up so early?

-And where are you anyway?...

-HEY DUDE, NO MATTER WHAT, DON'T F.RT!!!!

-Are you Drunk or something?

-No matter what, DON'T F.RT!!!!

-Cut the crap. Where are you now?

-LOOK MAN, that thing we drinked last night, wasn't water,

so for God's shake, DON'T F.RT!!!!!!!!

-And you are?....

-I'm calling you from the moon!!!!!!!!