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Topic: Really?

Posted By: rome_rod
Subject: Really?
Date Posted: 29 January 2011 at 08:42

Thought I'd wake the forum up.......
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Some men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen--

MAN: 'Hello'

WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

MAN: 'Yes'

WOMAN: 'I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only �1,250. Is it OK if I buy it?'

MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 Models. I saw one I really liked.'

MAN: 'How much?'

WOMAN: '�95,000'

MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking �975,000'

MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of �900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 75 thousand if it's really a pretty good price.'

WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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Posted By: shawn90
Date Posted: 26 April 2011 at 15:43

Its the jokes of the millennium.some one else talks and the lady doesn't even recognizes the voice.

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