Divorce
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Topic: Divorce
Posted By: Mrs S.
Subject: Divorce
Date Posted: 12 April 2006 at 14:03
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A Polish man moved to the The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete. I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? - No, we have carport, and not need one. I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her. Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white. Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me. What makes you think that? - I got proof. What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: Scroll down "Polish Remover" ------------- 
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Date Posted: 12 April 2006 at 15:03
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